The Second Biggest Coke Snot Ever
A few minutes ago, I took my pinky finger, stuck it deep into my left nostril, turned it, and picked out a snot the size of a bottlecap. I kid you not. I'm not quite sure if it was really a snot or actually a piece of sinus lining, because of the consistency of the damn thing, but it sure was big. If there's one thing that is true right now, it's my nose moves back and forth really really quickly. I wish there was a better, easier way to take cocaine. Anybody have any ideas?