Man oh Man . . .

. . . I used to think nothing of the large chunks of green snot looking product that I'd blow out of my nose the day after a solid coke-binge. But lately, having experienced subtle pain protruding from the walls of my sinuses, I've been taking a closer look at this stuff, and have noticed that it isn't snot at all, but rather, looks more like the lining of something--be it my sinuses, or my septum, I don't know. What I do know is this--whatever I've been doing to myself, i'm thinking it may not have been so healthy. Perhaps I should take a break from the sauce for a while?

Aw, fuck it, I've got a ball of some fine Bolivian sitting on my living room table, ready to be blown this weekend. So what if come next Monday, i'll be able to stick my entire pinky finger into my right nostril, through the wall of my septum, and into my left nostril? It's a great party trick. Anybody want to see??