Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Second Biggest Coke Snot Ever

A few minutes ago, I took my pinky finger, stuck it deep into my left nostril, turned it, and picked out a snot the size of a bottlecap. I kid you not. I'm not quite sure if it was really a snot or actually a piece of sinus lining, because of the consistency of the damn thing, but it sure was big. If there's one thing that is true right now, it's my nose moves back and forth really really quickly. I wish there was a better, easier way to take cocaine. Anybody have any ideas?

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhm... how about smoking it?

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Grace Jones shove it up her pussy more than once.

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAINLINE IT MAN!

7:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mouthrinse with solution of baking soda and warm water.
Then take some and put it under your toungue.

4:47 PM  
Blogger Richard Bacchus said...

What yah got right there is the elusive $40 Nose Goblin.

Take it to the taxidermist and have it mounted.

have a White Christmas

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass bumps!!!

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude.....you are not a coke head unless your banging/injecting it..

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that you can take a half gram of coke and mix it with a little water and dristan and just dab it up your nostrils

10:26 AM  
Anonymous heroingrl said...

my friend usually does the same thng he does with LSD. he takes an 8ball of coke and puts it in a dropper or visine bottle drops it into his eyes...oh but first dilutes it in water ofcourse!

10:23 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home


referer referrer referers referrers http_referer