That Post From Last Night

In all honesty, I don't recall putting it up. It sounds like something I would write, blitzed out of my skull on vodka and goofballs, sitting at my desk on a lonely Sunday night, but truthfully, I just can't remember writing it. Chances are I was just too cracked-out to remember doing it, but part of me is worried that someone might've gotten hold of my password and is trying to immitate me on my own site. Given my penchant for blacking out, however, I think the former is much more probable than the latter. After all, who would want to pretend to be burnt-out, coke-addicted lunatic?