Thursday, December 15, 2005

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

Well the weather outside is frightful. And I'm fresh out of drugs. For some reason, my guy won't call me back, despite the fact that I've left him (at least) 6 messages tonight already. And my backup guy is out of town for the rest of the week. Thus, it seems that I won't be getting my regular Thursday night delivery this week. There's nothing to do out there, so the last thing I want to do is leave the apartment right now to track down some dope. So since I've got no place to go, can someone else let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? Do you have a guy who can make a delivery tonight, and quick? If so, email me. I'll be eternally greatful, and maybe will even split my bag with you.

Santa, are you out there?


Anonymous TSauce said...

I feel for you. Hope somebody had a "guy." I'm in recovery from other stuff, so I know how shitty it is whether you choose to do it or are forced. Anyway, your users think I'm a "total fucking moron," so what do I know?

9:53 AM  
Blogger Matt Saturday said...

Call any restaurant in Manhattan and ask to speak to a waiter/waitress - they'll be able to hook you up. My experience tells me 90% of restaurant workers do heavy amounts of Coca. Order a sandwich or something - maybe they'll have thier "guy" deliver it for you.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the lady is a slut. no matter how hard you try to break up with her, she just lays back and spreads her fkn hole and you cant say no.

love her or hate her - dont disrespect the lady cuz she will BURN you

12:04 PM  

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